Relationships, relationships are so frigal that it only takes one little offense and it can snowball on ya. And if that snowball starts to pick up speed god forbid, you better tuck and go my friend. BAM the shines off the apple, and thats when you realize that that pretty little girl you married isnt a pretty little girl at all, no shes a man-eater. And im not talkin about the ohh wow here she comes kind of man eater, Im talkin about the kind that uses your dignity as a dish towel to wipe up any shreads of manhood you have that might be stuck inside the sink. Of course I may have tormented her time to time but honest to God thats what I thought marrige was about so much so that at the end of that relationship i honestly dont know who i hated more, her or me. I used to sit around and wonder why our friends wernt trying to destroy eachother like we were. And here it turns out the answer was pretty simple, they wernt unhappy. We were.
Relationships dont work the way they do on television and in the movies. will they wont they and then they finally do and their happy forever. Give me a break 9 out of 10 of them will end because they wernt right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced anyway. And im telling you right now for all this stuff, i have not become a cinic, i havnt. Yes i do believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and you know, in some cultures a chicken. You can call me a sucker, i dont care. Cuz i do believe in it. Bottom line, couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everyone else but they dont let it weigh them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time, if theyre right and real lucky. One of them will say something.
I've had enough of seeing love
Being played like some game
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Todays Relationships:
Today’s Relationships/friendships
Boys/Girls relationship is a bigger mystery . It's not just about boy/girl friends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have and gal friends that guys too have.
Do you have a boy/gal who is just a friend? Are you confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams come closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:
* % just a friend % *
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Raj, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"
Raj: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).
* % Good Friend % *
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that but I try using you when I really need you.
Raj calls: "Hi Shilpa",
Shilpa: "Hi Raj. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"
(Shilpa eventually calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Raj? Why did you call that day?"..
Raj: "Generally".
Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.
* % Very good friend % *
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl, she will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone. Basically, she wants to talk to you and you are special to her.
Shilpa: "You know Raj, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore and yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Raj: "Who is Shekhar??"
Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Raj: Oh! ok.
* % Best Friend % *
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you and don't be mistaken, You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.
Raj Shopping. Raj Movie. Raj Coffee Raj, you pay. I am having fun.
Raj is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends Raj. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Raj: What?? (Raj drinks all night).
* % Best of the Bestest Friends % *
Ok now you are really special, You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything, Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.
You take her around.
You make her project.
You do her assignments.
You are allowed to take her doggie around.
You can hold hands on the beach.
You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).
But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 5 times the salary you earn and has a posh flat in an up class area.
Shilpa: "Hi Raj. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Raj, he is my bestest friend".
Raj: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Raj's wrist).
Raj is now heart broken and wrist broken.
* % Boyfriend %*
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